i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds

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avengersunderthemistletoe:

tittyglitterdance:

judaaru:

what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back

that would be alarming

get out

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wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

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